Well, despite efforts to plan ahead for Halloween, that didn't happen. So last minute I ran to a store and thought...what can I be without spending lots of money. Well, since I already own lots of pirate things (ya, I'm part pirate), I might as well be that. Of course right? So I went ahead and bought a few accessories to make myself look like a badass pirate. Success. I spent today actually being reaaaaaaaaaaalllly productive. Studying pharmacy for 3 hours at starbucks, doing laundry (that rarely occurs) and even sitting on my bike. I hung out with the roomies for a bit, had some left over beers from before and headed out to the t (the train). Apparently faneuil hall has some good places (aka way downtown not that close). We eventually get to Kitty O sheas (sounds super weird to begin with). I had to pee so badly that I went in somewhere else first. Apparently when I peed...the world did too on Boston. I came outside and literally there was a freaking DOWNPOUR. and wind. Wind plus downpour= extremely wet/soaked people in costumes. Lucky for me i had a pirate bandanna so not like I cared what the rain did to my costume. Waited...and waited...and they stopped letting people in. Lame. Moving on.
We decide to head to the place where no line was (the black rose). Well, there was a reason why there was no line. No one was dressed up, there was some random country trying band playing, and all the people were staring at us like we were out of place. Maybe that's because we were with a guy that dressed as a beer bottle. But i think that's cool, so oh well. we left fast. so long black rose.
Next random place: red...um...sky? i don't even know. I walked in and immediately was attacked by a telephone cord. I look up and see some random guy hitting me with this cord which was attached to his head by a swim cap? I asked him what the hell he was supposed to be...a telephone? Of course not. He's sperm. I should have known? He looked nothing like it, what a douchebag. He thought he was funny and kept bothering us with his stupid telephone cord (or should i say...sperm tail?). I took my pistol from my belt and shot him. Of course it just made a loud sound and that's it...but the idea was good. I turned to my right to find an abandoned sword. Perfect, a sword and a gun. I'm the perfect pirate. So i took the sword and gun and attacked sperm boy with it. Too bad it was all plastic. I went to the bathroom and the sword spontaneously broke in half (it was taped). I threw it in the toliet and left. Half a sword is alright...I guess. We continued to watch sperm boy make a fool of himself. On our way out I attempted to de cord him, but failed. Beer bottle guy behind me pushed him down to the ground. Excellent.
It was time to get a cab...we were far from home and daylight savings wasn't quite kicking in. No cabs were open. None. We kept walking then beer bottle guy flagged down a random honda civic. the guy said he would take us. I was about to get into the back when he said no, someone in the front. I extremely nervously sat in the front....thinking it was ok since we had the beer bottle in the back. Strangely enough I didn't get stabbed/hit/thrown out of a strangers car and he took us home to my friends house. We devoured cream cheese, bagels, and wheat thins since no place was open. It wasnt till the cab dropped me off that i felt (and still do) extremely sick. no, not from any sort of alcohol. from cream cheese! I'm never eating that shit ever again. I wanna vomit. but not really. but ya. As i walked passed CVS I chucked the half a sword i stole from the bar....wasn't as cool as my pistol anyways. So...all in all. Halloween was weird. Not awesome. not horrible. just plan weird. I feel like never eating again and not heading to faneuil hall in a while. But all in all, something to share....i guess.
i leave with one thing. arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. ay matey. pirate, at heart. 8 hour workday tomorrow. that'll be fun. peace.
2 comments:
youre weird.
I like bread.
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